Amy Shumer is the Funniest Gal of the Galaxy!

Stephanie MarcusEntertainment Editor, Huffington Post

Posted: 07/15/2015 | Edited: 07/15/2015 11:28 AM EDT

Amy Schumer is GQ's August covergirl, dressed up in a "Star Wars" slave Leia bikini costume and sucking some droid finger. Inside, the comedian is posed in bed with C-3PO and R2-D2. We're pretty sure that never happened in the movie, but what a lucky lady, right?

GQ declared Schumer "the funniest woman in the galaxy" and though we wish we could share some of the presumably funny things she told them in the upcoming interview, the men's magazine sent out just a press release with the star's cover photo, and has only published her "Star Wars"-themed photo shoot. 

Schumer's interview won't be released until Monday, according to E! News, so until then we implore you to go see her new movie, "Trainwreck," opening on Friday, which she wrote and stars in. Also, we've already compiled a list of some of the best things Schumer has said, so that should tide you over until GQ releases the article that goes with the titillating photos. 

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